People from the future: Does anyone NOT think that they are a crock of S#!T?

I am not a crock of S#!T. I came from the future not to get your cows or your embryos but to get your poon tang. I mean no harm. I only want the poon tang and then I'll be on my way. Also I came here to buy stock in my great great great grand father's name and leave it to myself. I am going to buy VVUS. Then I'm going to pack up all the poon tang and get on back up to a more civilized future dominated by true enlightenment. Thank you for understanding.